Mission: Earth Evacuation
When the asteroid came, the smartest dinosaurs had already built rockets. The rest? Well, they became oil.
DINOSAURSinSPACE
The final frontier... had teeth.
65 million years ago, they didn't go extinct.
They went up.
Current Location: Classified
Space dinosaurs now inhabit a planet in the Kepler system. They call it "New Pangaea" and it has way better ferns.
Why Haven't We Heard From Them?
They've seen our internet. They're not impressed. "Mammals," they say, shaking their tiny arms disapprovingly.
Real Dino Fact
The largest dinosaur ever discovered, Argentinosaurus, weighed about 77 tons. That's roughly 11 elephants. In space, it would weigh nothing. Checkmate, gravity.
The "Asteroid"
What scientists call an "extinction event," dinosaurs call "the greatest magic trick ever performed." Misdirection at its finest.
Real Dino Fact
T-Rex had a bite force of 12,800 pounds â enough to crush a car. Space T-Rexes have laser eyes now, but they mostly use them to heat up their space coffee.
Launch Control
Send a dinosaur to space. For science.
0 dinosaurs launched today
ðŧ Intercepted Transmission
"Click to intercept a message from space..."
ðŪ Asteroid Dodge
Help a dinosaur survive the asteroid field!
High Score: 0
ðĻâð Meet the Crew
The brave dinosaurs who made the journey to the stars
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Bronto
Chief Engineer
Built the first rocket using only leaves and determination. Surprisingly good at reaching high shelves.
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Rex
Commander
Led the Great Escape of 65 million BC. Types 3 WPM with those tiny arms but refuses help.
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Steg
Defense Officer
Plates double as solar panels. Thagomizer certified for asteroid deflection.
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Terry
Scout Pilot
Not actually a dinosaur (pterosaur) but we don't bring it up. Fastest wings in the quadrant.
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Trike
Ambassador
Three horns, zero patience for nonsense. Diplomatic immunity across 47 galaxies.
ð Dino Database
Real facts about dinosaurs (plus what they're up to in space)
Brachiosaurus
The Long-Necked GiantLength85 feet
Weight58 tons
EraLate Jurassic
DietHerbivore
Space Update: Now operates a zero-gravity fern farm on Kepler-442b. Business is booming.
Tyrannosaurus Rex
The Tyrant KingLength40 feet
Bite Force12,800 lbs
EraLate Cretaceous
Speed17 mph
Space Update: Invented voice-activated everything. Still bitter about the arm jokes.
Stegosaurus
The Plated LizardLength30 feet
Brain SizeWalnut
EraLate Jurassic
Plates17 bony plates
Space Update: Brain size unchanged. Still outsmarting mammals daily.
Pteranodon
The Winged RulerWingspan20 feet
Weight55 lbs
EraLate Cretaceous
TypePterosaur
Space Update: Wings work even better in zero-G. Holds the galactic speed record.
Triceratops
The Three-Horned FaceLength30 feet
Skull7 feet long
EraLate Cretaceous
Horns3 (duh)
Space Update: Horns now equipped with WiFi. Still uses them to headbutt asteroids.
ð§ Space Dino Quiz
Test your knowledge of dinosaurs and their cosmic adventures!
Question 1 of 5
Which dinosaur had a bite force of 12,800 pounds?
Question 2 of 5
What does the name "dinosaur" actually mean?
Question 3 of 5
Pterodactyls were technically dinosaurs. True or false?
Question 4 of 5
According to Space Dino Command, why haven't they contacted Earth?
Question 5 of 5
The Stegosaurus had a brain the size of a...
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